Jupiter Returns is (almost) Here! ✨

Launching my debut novel!

OK. So, I've been hinting at this forever, and I'm finally spilling the cosmic tea: My debut novel, Jupiter Returns, is launching for pre-sale on September 2nd!

Here's the quick cosmic scoop: Jupiter Returns is a hilarious, heartfelt romcom about chasing dreams, finding love, and navigating the stars—both literally and astrologically. It’s the book I wish I had when I first dove into astrology, and I wrote it for all you star-obsessed dreamers out there.

Jupiter Returns, an astrology romcom with ATTITUDE.

I’ve always loved astrology (you might’ve noticed 😉), but when I first started, there wasn’t a lot out there that made the subject feel fun, accessible, and, well, entertaining. I wanted to change that—to write something that not only teaches you about the stars but also makes you laugh and swoon. I wanted to write a book that astrology-obsessed people like me wanted to read. 

The story follows a plucky aspiring astrologer who ditches her fancy marketing job during her Jupiter Return, a once-every-12-year transit promising endless luck. With her sights set on a top horoscope-writing gig, she’s thrown into a whirlwind of fierce competition, a new romance, and a shocking birth chart discovery that threatens to derail everything. It’s a journey of love, destiny, and realizing that maybe fate isn’t so clearly written in the stars after all.

Jupiter Returns mood board. This book is equal parts Legally Blonde, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Clueless, Bridget Jones, and SATC.

This book has been through it all—endless revisions, countless rejections from literary agents who told me that a story steeped in astrology didn’t stand a chance. But guess what? I didn’t let any of that stop me because I wanted to read this book, hold this book, and share it with the world. It’s a story that culls from my own experiences as a young woman who wanted more out of life, was determined to get it, but had absolutely no idea how to make it happen.

This novel is a love letter to every dreamer who’s ever been told “no,” and every woman who’s ever questioned if she was enough. It’s also a testament to the power of perseverance, of trusting in your journey—even when it’s filled with more meltdowns than magic. And it’s HELLA funny. Because let’s be real: after the chaos of the last few weeks (years!), we could all use a laugh, right?

Mark your calendars for September 2nd (seriously, set a reminder!), and keep an eye on your inboxes and my socials for sneak peeks, pitch decks, launch events, and more fun stuff. I hope you’ll join me in celebrating this long-awaited release!

Thank you for your support—this journey wouldn’t be the same without you. I’m so excited for you to join me on this next chapter (pun intended).

Best,

Camille
Cosmic Cannibal | Author of Jupiter Returns

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P.P.S. You can read / listen to the first chapter, here. And check out the ~official~ Jupiter Returns launch page here.