Eclipse, Equinox, and So. Many. Shifts.
This Week’s Astrology, Sept. 16 - 22
Strap yourself in, this week brings a slew of shifts, breakthroughs, and accelerated transformations. That’s because Eclipse season is here, and it’s not playing around. Yep, this week’s lineup is packed with the Pisces eclipse, the Autumn Equinox, and a Venus shift. In between all of that, you can expect your mindset to sober up—which, incidentally, preps you for an “unexpected” download, a dash of dreamy chaos, a temporary bout of squirrel-brain curiosity, and maybe some tension around creativity, money, and relating.
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Fresh starts? Check. Dramatic shifts? Double check. You’re stepping into a wild, anything-can-happen atmosphere where fresh starts are inevitable and dramatic shifts are, well, guaranteed. Feeling overwhelmed? It’s cool—everyone is. (I’m especially overwhelmed!) The trick to surviving the chaos is knowing your limits. Can you indulge your daydreams and tackle your to-do list? Could your daily grind benefit from a little sprinkle of magic? (Um, yes.) Anyway, that’s the gist of this week. Here’s the actual Astrology:
September 17th: The lunar eclipse in 25° Pisces
September 18th: Mercury in Virgo opposes Saturn Rx in Pisces, 15°
September 19th: The Sun in Virgo trines Uranus Rx, 27°
September 20th: The Sun in Virgo opposes Neptune Rx in Pisces, 28°
September 21st: Mercury in Virgo squares Jupiter in Gemini, 20°
September 21st: The Sun in Virgo trines Pluto Rx in Capricorn, 29°
September 22nd: The Sun enters Libra
September 22nd: Venus in Libra squares Pluto Rx in Capricorn, 29°
September 22nd: Venus enters Scorpio
🌒 September 17th: Lunar Eclipse in Pisces @ 7:34 pm PT
Kicking off the week with some big Pisces energy, the lunar eclipse signals the start of a fresh, dream-chasing chapter. Think of it like cosmic permission to quit your job and start a Tarot-reading business on Etsy—kidding! (Maybe.) The eclipse asks: What dream have you been avoiding because it seems too unrealistic? In the words of Marty McFly, “That’s heavy, Doc.” Indeed it is heavy, but we’d expect no less from a full moon lunar eclipse in Pisces, would we?
Neptune Rx merges with this lunar eclipse, which could cause some confusion, but also some serious inspiration, healing, and compassion. Uranus Retrograde brings support—you know, as much support as the rabble rouser planet of balking the system and disrupting anything that stagnates, can give (which is to say: not that supportive). Pluto Rx in Capricorn brings catharsis, as you hopefully finagle with letting go of your feelings about a certain person, project, or passion. (Though, not in a bad way!) Jupiter in Gemini also squares this full moon lunar eclipse, which will most likely just exaggerate any feelings you have.
Before you go sprinting toward that new chapter, check in with your system—are you running on fumes or fuel? (I’m running on both!)
📣 Sept. 18 – Mercury Opposes Saturn Rx
Mercury (your inner chatterbox) faces off against Saturn (the cosmic drill sergeant), and suddenly, your brain is flooded with thoughts like: “Am I doing enough?” or “Why do I suck at everything?” Don’t buy into the drama. Self-criticism is especially loud today, but you can shut it down. Make a list of five things you’ve accomplished this year, to remind your inner critic why it isn’t always right all the time. Saturn is trying to teach you a lesson in patience and resilience, so don’t be too hard on yourself—growth takes time…
👾 Sept. 19 – Sun Trines Uranus Rx
Here comes the cosmic weirdo! When the Sun forms a harmonious trine to Uranus, the planet of rebellion, it’s a signal to let your freak flag fly. You’ve got some truly offbeat, brilliant ideas bubbling up, so don’t hold back. Innovation is the name of the game today, and the world needs your weirdness. Seriously, don’t try to be “normal” (whatever that even means). Uranus is all about shaking things up, and this is your chance to surprise yourself—and everyone else—with your quirky genius…
🔮 Sept. 20 – Sun Opposes Neptune Rx
Feeling foggy? Blame Neptune. When the Sun opposes this hazy planet, everything feels unclear, like you’re stuck in a dream that doesn’t quite make sense. And that’s okay. Sometimes, surrendering to the unknown is exactly what you need to find clarity. Let the fog roll in and trust that, eventually, the truth will come into focus. This isn’t the day for hard decisions or solid plans—let things simmer on the backburner for a while. You’ll see the full picture soon enough…
💬 Sept. 21 – Mercury Squares Jupiter
Curiosity is your superpower today. With Mercury squaring off against Jupiter, the planet of expansion, you’re practically buzzing with questions. Ask them all! Whether it’s about your career, love life, or the meaning of life itself, don’t hold back. The answers might not be what you expect, but that’s part of the fun. This transit encourages you to think big, dream big, and communicate those big ideas—even if they seem a little out there…
♟️ Sept. 21st – Sun Trines Pluto Rx
Transformation is on the agenda. The Sun’s trine to Pluto, the planet of power and rebirth, is a cosmic green light for radical change. Want to switch careers? End a toxic friendship? Uproot your entire life? Now’s your chance. Pluto doesn’t mess around—when it’s time to transform, it means business. Start small if you must, but take one solid step toward the change you want to see in your life (and the world). The energy is ripe for breakthroughs…
⚖️ Sept. 22 – Sun Enters Libra
It’s officially Libra season, baby! Time to pro-and-con list everything in your life, from your morning coffee choices to your next major life decision. Libra loves balance, beauty, and a good debate, so you’re going to feel the urge to keep the peace while also working the room like a pro. Socializing becomes a sport in Libra season, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself charming the socks off everyone around you. Just remember: harmony over everything—especially when it comes to relationships…
🎨 Sept. 22 – Venus Squares Pluto Rx
Art therapy, anyone? Venus squares off against Pluto today, dredging up some deeply buried emotions. Don’t ignore them—channel them. Whether it’s through journaling, painting, doodling, or even rearranging your room, find a creative outlet to express what’s been lurking in the shadows. Pluto’s all about excavation, so dig deep and let your art (whatever that looks like) reveal your hidden desires. There’s some serious emotional gold waiting to be unearthed…
🖤 Sept. 22 – Venus Enters Scorpio
Venus moves into brooding, intense Scorpio, and suddenly, it’s all about soulmates and secrets. You’re not interested in superficial connections right now—you want depth, intimacy, and the kind of conversations that make you feel like someone’s reading your mind. Small talk? Forget it. Scorpio Venus is here to intensify everything, especially relationships. If it’s not deep and meaningful, you’re not interested. Lean into the mystery, but don’t get too obsessed—sometimes a little lightness goes a long way…
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